#What do you mean you didn’t do your homework Sherlock #What do you mean you didn’t clean your room Sherlock #What do you mean you were withholding evidence Sherlock #Is that a skull in your room young man #So help me if I find drugs in there you won’t get any cases for a week #And I’m taking away your cell phone #You can have it back when you’ve finished your crime scene analysis #ALL of your crime scene analysis
HAVE YOU EVER STIRRED THE CREAM IN WITH A LONE TEASPOON
OR ASKED THE STEAMING KETTLE WHY HE STEAMS
CAN YOU DRINK WITH ALL POSHNESS OF THE BRITISH
CAN YOU PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE TEA
CAN YOU PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE TEEEEEAAAAAAAAA
YOU THINK THE ONLY TEA CUPS WHO ARE TEA CUPS
ARE THE TEA CUPS WHO HOLD A DEEP DARK BREW
BUT IF YOU DRINK LIGHT ORANGE TEA OF STRANGERS
YOU’LL TASTE THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW YOU NEVER KNEW
You two have turns?!
(from “Bad Night” an extra from the Doctor Who Complete Series 6 DVD)
(Source: passrevoked)
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(Source: peterparkour)
merlin did you literally just undress arthur with your eyes